Shawnathan Presents....

Come one, Come all! Tickets go on sale in the near future...

Cheers,

- Shawnathan

Magic...Marks...Miscellaneous...

So I've been toiling away for 3 hours a day on my magic routine...6 hours a day on weekends..only 19 days left until showtime...but things are coming together nicely...got half my routine pretty much down right now...the other half will come to me in due time....

I went to my Uncle's house on Saturday...and yea..it was pretty fun...I ended up making a fool out of my mom in front of the whole family, by making a 1L coke bottle disappear in front of her eyes...(I really threw it over her head....but she didnt know)....anyway, everybody was pointing and laughing...it was a good time...

I recently got my physics mark...89...today I got my chem mark...90....tmr or the day after Im gonna get my drama mark....last year i got 85 in calculus (which, according to my friend cheryl, I dont deserve)...so that bring my avg to....high 80's...which...is good...its pretty much where I want it to be...now I just gotta keep it that way...

Tmr Im goin to school at like 1:00...cause Im skipping physics first period (cause she told us to)..and I have spare second, and lunch third..so yay me....but yea...

Times are getting more and more stressful for me...can always count on amy, butters, jj, and nis to be there for me and aye thank you all...times are getting stressful for all of us..

I was walking home today, cause mother dearest took the auto...and as I was walking past Macphail to go home, it was recess for them and so I was walking past and I must say a little part of me envies those kids...cause thats all they are, kids, they have nothing but dreams...

They should teach a class in elementary school...it would be called Foresight...it would only have one purpose...to tell you when the weight of the world is gonna crush your spirits...

Cheers all,

- Shawnathan (that class would prolly ruin the surprise)

Such a pity life is so Bitter as well as Sweet

Dr.Mah:

Dr.Mah here.. and this is NOT THAT MUCH of a depressing blog.. but its pretty long..=\ so sorry>____________<

Monday: Monday, oh man.. here comes the begining of shitty week I said.. and as always.. I was right =\.. I studied soo long for my baka calc test and I was damn ready for it..but as always life tends to have its ways to screw me over. I went to calc test all ready and hyped up for this test thinking "FINNALY.. I can relieave this burden.." and once we all sat down the teacher was like.."So the test was changed to tuesday.." And all I did was just look at him with such hate..So all I did was go home to study... all I did was try and study

Teusday: Tuesday came and it was time for the test.. well when I started doing the test I found it quite easy.. but as it moved on.. it got harder and harder... I went out of the test looking at everyone saying.. 'This is not Hellstens test..' And everyone agreed with me.. and then I said to w3rdna... I said..'Why did I study in the first place....IT MADE NO DIFFERENCE'.. and w3rdna agreed..

Wednesday: I was late to get to locker after lunch for some odd reason so I went out for lunch with Ken. So Ken, being the darling he was, bought me lunch..So we went to the lib and we saw Jo and su.. well.. http://joannahuang.blogspot.com/ go there and read of the day.. all in all.. Jo got totally PUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKED and OWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNED..=( sorry jo.. (read Novemebetr 3)

Thursday: This day came and it wasnt to bad. I was in the lib with Simon, Derek, and Wilson..when then su comes up to me asking for chem help, since su was a fellow Chick flick fan, I couldnt say no. After that.. nothing much happened.. I'm sure something bad happened.. but I cant remember. This whole week for me, like for most people, was such a blur.. All I can remember was what happened on friday and today.

Friday: This was a pretty nice day I guess. I handed my chem lab report in, where I spend quite alot of time on, and I feel confident that I got a high mark in it. Then comes Calc class.. for once I learned something in that class.. Thats a first.. So I decided not to drop calc...yet..Then comes drama..
Now I usually look forward to drama class, but if I knew wwhat was ahead I probably wouldnt have gone. Well it turns out tahat we had like.. one more week until we preform our 10 min play, so me and my partner, Val, had to practice. We have our lines and movements mastered down, but there was this one thing, this one scene that we didn't practice at all.. It was our kissing scene. Being the person that I am, The timid type, I wasnt confortable with a real kiss, nor was val. I mean.. I like Val as a friend, but nothing more.. And I'm not really that familiar with her anyways.. which made it the more weird. So we went to Mr.Mac (our drama teacher) and we told him that we just want a nice stage kiss. So he goes next door where he sees the other drama teacher, and just completly stage kiss her face off. So as Val and I watch, we thought it was easy enough, so we're like.. 'alright, we'll do that' So we got back to our drama rm and started to practice again. We said our lines until the part where we have to kiss.. So I had to stage kiss her.. But it didnt float. Stage kissing is easy when your standing up, but in this scene we have to be sitting down. So then Shawn comes along.. going.. "So lets see this kiss.." we told him it was a stage kiss.. and he was pretty dissapointed. So then comes Justin.. then Andrea.. then melissa.. and then Trishul..and they did nothing but peer pressure us to actually kiss. Its funny how peer pressure can get to me like that.. I've never been one to listen to what people has got to say, nor do what they tell me to do, but for some reason this time I did. So the first kiss with Val was sooo weird.. I went for it but she bobbed her head back.. THANKS ALOT VAL.. MADE ME FEEL REAL GOOD -.- >______________<, but i'm sure it was weird for her as well. So the second kiss was alright.. the third was alright.. but the forth.. oh dear Jesus..-.-... WE HAD to do it infront of class, which was really hard.. and once we did Mr.Macs said 'It was good....but it has to be more passionate.. it has to last longer.'.. :|...But we were both saved by the bell, cuz class just ended.
Lunch came along and Simone and Wilson were both studying for a Food test.. I looked at them and told them that there wasnt a food test because the teacher never us studying materials. So they were releaved when they went to class.. but once we made it... we found out that there was a test after all.. AUGUST IS A BAKA >_______________<..We did the test, and it was pretty easy.. so "had" to leave to help out in commencement... I was outside of the class rm feeling guilty for how I screwed over Simon and Wilson.. So i had a little plan. I waited for like 5,10 mins outside of class, put on my straight face and went back to the class rm. Ms.August looked at me and wnated to know what I was doing there. I didnt look at her.. All I did was look at Simon and Wilson and go "What the hell are you guys doing here.. The teachers wondering where you guys are.. You do know that you're suppose to be helping out in commencement..?!" Wilson was like " OHHHH REALLY??" which made everything so obvious.. but i saved it by calling him a moron.. and walking out the class rm mad.. talking to myself.. using words like "God.. if your so irreasponsible.. then dont sign up for setup..jeezzzze" AND IT WORKED..I went outside of the rm just laughing my ass off.. and once wilson came out.. he just smiled and said.. "Damn.. you're good..." YOU DAMN RIGHT I AM ^_______^.. and when Simon came out.. He just gave he a hug..
Well after they left and went home I was getting to work setting up for comencement. I looked at my watch and saw it was 3:30.. and I had work at 4.. so I took the bus and went straight to work.. Once I made it I saw my GM, Serge, and He was like. 'Whoa buddy, why are you here so early..?' Since I made it at 3:40.. it was considerbly early. So I got changed and got straight to work.. I went into the dish rm and started to wash some dishes.. since it was the only thing there was to do.. While walks in a waiter of mine.. Peter.. Which I think cheryl has a littel crush on ;)..and he goes..."...Why are you here so early..?" I looked at my watch and it was like.. "Dude.. its only 3:50..its really not that early.." He looks at me and goes "...Buddy.. did you set your watch one hour back.." And I look at him like i've just seen a ghost or something.. So I ran to the work's clock and I saw it was only 2:50.. I was like...Oh shit..So I went to serge and I told him what happened.. He didnt even say a word to me.. all he did was luagh and laugh and laugh -.-.. He told me to eat something and just sit and wait till its time to work. While I was eating, here comes Serge, Peter, and Kevin (a fellow cook).. It was a very slow day so all we did was talk.. A old lady comes in and Serge goes.. "Hey.. check her out".. Long story short.. Serge is into GILFS (Whats a gilf you may ask.. well look at M.I.L.F, with a G.. figure it out -.-) So I came home and talked to a couple of people. One of them was felix, I told him to read my blog and he did.. HE ALSO COMMENT ON THE ENTRY COLD NIGHT, which was just a song...

Today (saturday): Last night once I got home from work I found out that the hospital called. It turns out that theres this meeting on saturday (today) but I didnt know what it was about, so I decided to go anyways. I went there and I found out that I made it in the student council. I was pretty content with that??.. I dont know.. It was an empty feeling inside.. But then at the end of the 1.3hr meeting I found out that my I was issued my own commtiee.. which is pretty badass. So after the meeting.. I called Shawn and asked him when the Jap buffet was..all said, in a sadden voice 'Sorry Butters..Its cancelled..' Now I thought he was trying to be funny.. so I didnt take it seriously... But it turns out that JASON TOOK THE CAR >_______< AHHHHHHHHHHHHH. But luckly.. Julie was home..So we were lucky on that note. We went to pick shawn up to take him to our house while there Shawn did some Magic for Julie.. fyi Shawn.. Ju is still freaked out of her mind. So Jj came to our house after his dojo and we were off.. Heres is where the fun begins
We made it to Nagoya by 1:50 and and started to order. We asked when the Jap buffect was over and I HEARD it was 2:50.. So then we're like.. alright thats easy.. We have one hour to order. Now I've been waiting for a month or two for this.. So my plan was to go all out.. like ALLLL out. So we order a couple of dishes.. Some Teryaki Salmon, chicken, and Steak. Some more steak... And some more steak.. We also ordered this whole plate of sushi.. Tampra..salmon, Spicey salmon.. and lost more.. Before the Food came I decided since I was going to go all out I better get ready.. So I took off my belt, coat and hat.. just ready to eat. The first batch came over and it was the sweetest thing i've ever eaten in months. And then the waitress comes and goes... Alright its last call.. so I looked at my watch and was like..'wtf.. its only 2:15'.. and she was like 'yea.. I said Lunch buffet ends at 2:15'.. BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS 2:50.. SO I WAS LIKE OHHHH SHIT.. I waited 2 months for this and this is the only crap I got, I thought to myself.. so I was like Helllllll no! And I told shawn to write the following order down.. It went alittle like this " Ok shawn.. heres the paper and pen.. And i want the follow... # 20, 24, 25, 26, 27, 41,42,45, 50, 51,52,53,54,55, 60, 73, 26.." and the list went on. JJ told be to slow down but I got too cocky.. =\.. So heres the outline of the numbers.. 20 - 27 are like noal sushi orders. its like.. 5 sushi each other.. 41-45 were handrolls.. Like 9 handrolls in total.. 50 - watever were like side dishes.. but there were huge dishes..So first came the hand rolls.. there were 9 but I forgot how big they were.. So when I saw them coming. I was thinking to myself.. Oh shit.. what have I done...So I took one.. JJ took one.. and I was like..'So Shawn.. Take one'.. Shawns looks at me and goes "I'm sorry Butters.. I didnt know I was giving you the impression that I was going to have one.." I look at him with such rage.. and from then on I knew we were fucked. After came the Teryaki chicken.. Then the steak... then JJ's CHICKEN DON..and then some salmon.. So WE had soooo many plates and JJ asked if that was it.. I was scared to tell him the truth. but I had to.. I smiled and said there were a couple more small dishes coming.. well.. one of the small dishes turned out to be a big one filled with like..36 some odd sushi rolls....Jj was freaked and we were soo fucked (In this rest. if you dont finish your food, you would have to pay for the left overs)... So in the middle of eating I thought of a Plan.. no one saw this coming.. Jj was talking to Shawn and while they were both busy, as well as the cook and the waiters.. I spilled two HandRolls in my sleeves.." I interupted their converstaion and said "Dude.. I have TWO (get it right JJ)handrolls in my sleeves.." Shawn and Jj were like DAMN quiet and then burst into laughter.. so I took another one infront of their eyes and place in it my hat. I put the hat of.. Took Shawn's cell and pretened to make a phone call..Once I made it outside, I RAN to the closest garbage can and threw them out. Once I went in we made more plans of how to get rid of them. Jj's plan was simple.. First eat the hot side dishes, because they were fairly small and worry about the rest later, as well as the plan to pack some sushi in a towel, go to the washroom and just emptying it out. Shawn used magic.. I took a sushi and made it diappear. its not like he ate it.. it was just gone. It was truely amazing.. I had more creative plans so we each followed our own planes. We had cans of pop.. so I took them to finish it.. I chew up some chicken and pretened to take a drink from the emtpy pop.. while I was pretening to drink it I spat the chew up chicken in the can.. It was pretty disgusting but it worked. As for the sushi.. When people weren't looking.. I pocked it. In the end.. I have over 6 sushi in my pocket as well as one handroll. We were almost there.. Just two more Sushi left.. and Jj's STUPID CHICKEN DON.. Jj went to me and told me "Butters if you finish these two sushi you will be my new God.." Even though I was in the verge of throwing up.. I sucked it up.. and just ate it.. Even the taste of the seaweed to my tounge made me gag alittle at that point.. It was truely Dr.Mah's LIMIT. So were done everything.. like finally just finished.. So I looked at the boys..smiled.. and ORDERED TWO!!!!!!!!!! BOWLS OF MANGO ICECREAM... I was sad =(.. ate away my problems.. But it was pretty damn jokes.. We got the bill and was on the verge of just.. throwing up soooo badly... Shawn had to rest so he layed down on the streets while Jj and I took a little walk to burn everything off.
|||FYI.. Jj DIDNT finish his CHICKEN DON.. but we didnt end up paying extra.. And i swear when we were leaving.. the Grandmother waitress was loooking at us like.. how the fuck did boys finish it..|||
So Julie came to pick us up.. and on the drive home we saw Valerie (Different one< with phoebe.. Atleast I think she was phoebe..And on the ride home.. I turned my head to where Jj was and said " Oh shit.. yea it was a dumb idea to have ordered so much.. considering that I forgot I WAS EATING WITH A WOMAN" Yea... I got slapped by Jj for that comment..>_____________<.. So all I did during that ride home was just burt.. and one time when i burted.. some things came out.. it was seriously.. yea..The sad part was.. Shawn had to go to his uncles after at 4:30.. to eat some more things.. poor sean.. So I got home ready to Blog.. but I was too damn tired from chewing that I took a 3 hr nap...So.. gentlemen.. Same time next week?

CHECK OUT THE BLOG ENTRY 'COLD NIGHT' AND COMMENT ON THAT SONG.. YES I DID WRITE SO COMMENT PLEASE >____________<