The day I ruined Jo's Wedding

Dr.Mah,

Ohh man.. what a wedding it was.. I got what I want.. well.. as for Jo and Wilson... *evil laugh*.. but lets go back to when things too a wrong turn shall we...

It was like every normal March afternoon expect the fact that Jo and Wilson were schduled to get married. Now, most of you may think...wtf.. I though Wilson and you were together.. and that WAS true.. but sadly enough Wilson broke it off. See, His mother, Julie, wanted Wilson to pass on the family name.. and since I cant provide childern *tear* He had no choice but to leave me.

So it was the day of the wedding... It was a beautiful wedding I must admit.. Flowers were everywhere and it seemed like something from a movie. It was sexy... as Jo would say. Her intentail brides maid were Su and Amy. But every since Amy and Shawn got married and had like their 8th child.. she was too busy to go, they mate like fucking rabits I SWEAR!. And Su was still working at her $11/hr job at the pool, and she had a shift that day so she couldnt come. BUT never fear Krishna was there. Ahhh good ol Krishna.. always can relay on him.., we love him!. So yea, Krishna took the bullet and started to get dressed in the pink dress Su and Amy were suppose to wear. Wilson asked me to be the best man, but I just wasnt ready to.. so instead he got BYD, BIG YELLOW DICk, aka Billy FUNG.. and Simon was the other grooms man. I sat down on the left side (wilson's side) right beside Adrian. A-bomb is soo informal.. he wore a 'Bait out' shirt to a wedding...T.T.

Before the wedding began.. two people wearing all black came it. It seem like someone died of some crazy shit like that. Too bad I didnt get to see their faces.

So the wedding began.. everyone was crying... THE WEDDING WAS THAT SEXY... And there Jo was.. with a big belly because she was 6 months pregant.. and there Wilson was.. looking as UNconfortable as ever.. So their vows started, and it went something like this.

Jo: Wilson, I've always loved you. From when you and Butters were together till now. I'm so happy that we're having this child together. And what a way to get it.. remember.. "Spider position" (LOL BEST LINE EVER).. It was crazy.. even Kakashi is not as sexy as you. May our love be like the wind.. though we can't see it.. we can always feel that it's there..

Wilson: Yea.. so yea...

I guess Wilson was just speechless from Jo's sexy speech.. So the minister continued on with the wedding and when he got to the part:

"If there are any objections to why these two should not be wedd, please speak now or forever hold their peace"

I tried to hold it in, but I cant..

"I OBJECT!!" I screamed "Wilson doesnt love you, HE LOVES ME" I continued

"YOU SLUT" said Jo.."You see my stomach it's Wilsons.. IT MUST BE LOVE"

"WRONG AGAIN JO" I said while scrambling for crumbled paper in my pocket. "You see this.. it's his sperm test.. WILSON is INFERTIAL.."

"But HOW?!" screamed Jo and Wilson...
I smiled as I explianed..how all those years of drinking V8 has left wilson more bone dry...

"This cant be... then who's baby is this?!" questions Jo...

"MINE" And there stood Su, wearing all black...so she was the one in black.. but but.. who is the other one in black?

"The Child is mine..." said Su once again with such pride...

"...you're a woman you stupid bitch, THIS CANT be your child!"...replied Jo

"...ohh yea.." said Su, feeling all embrassed from the unwanted attention. "Never mind everyone it's not my child, Jo's just a slut" Su announce as she sat back down, with he crazy smile =D <-- something like that..

"WHOA WHOA WHOA..." Said a frustrated Wilson.. "Then who's Baby is it?!"

"...MINE"...Said the second mysterious person in black...
.but..who is this person..?

As HE took off the black cloth covering his face.. we find out who it truly was....It turned out that all this time.. for 6 months.. Jo was having, yup most of you guessed it.. The SON OF SU'S FATHER...

WHICH MEANS THAT SU'S FATHER IS THE FATHER OF JO'S CHILD WHICH MAKES JO SU'S MOM OF SOME SORT!!

So as Su's father pushed Wilson aside.. they proceed and yet married. After everyone leaves it was only me and Wilson in the rm

S: "How you doing?"
W: "I'll be fine.. I should of guess it wasn't my child"
S: "How would you have known.. dont blame yourself"
W: "Nah.. she was 4 months pregent when we met, and we never even had sex.. damn.. "
S: "Oh... well plenty of fish in the sea.."
W: "Yea...Simon?"
S: "Yea?"
W: "Do you think that you and I can...ever...get ...backk"

Before Wilson finished I knew where he was going at...
I smiled and nodded my head...
Then I said.."ARE U FUCKING CRAZY?!!.. I'm DATING NEJI NOW.. HE'S A REAL MAN!!!"...
and IN comes Neji crashing through the chapel Window..

As Neji and I ride to the sunset together, Wilson is left Crying =)

That was for you JO!


Song Time:
I really like this song, I saw the video for it...and it's really nicely done, This is Dr.Mah suggesting: Jimmy Eat World - Work


If you only once would let me
Only just one time
Then be happy with the consequence
With whatever's gonna happen tonight
Don't think we're not serious
When's it ever not
The love we make is give and it's take
I'm game to play along

All I can say
I shouldn't say
Can we take a ride?
Get out of this place
While we still have time

oh oh, oh oh oh
oh oh, oh oh oh

All the best DJs are saving
Their slowest song for last
When the dance is through
Its me and you
Come on would it really be so bad
The things we think might be the same
But I won't fight for more
Its just not me to wear it on my sleeve
Count on that for sure

All I can say
I shouldn't say
Can we take a ride?
Get out of this place
While we still have time
You want to take a ride?
Get out of this place
While we still have time
Yeah - We still have time

oh oh (ahhhhhhhh)
oh oh (ahhhhhhhh)
oh oh (ahhhhhhhh)
oh oh (ahhhhhhhh)

Can't say I was never wrong
But some blame rests on you
Work and play they're never okay
To mix the way we do

All I can say
I shouldn't say
Can we take a ride?
Get out of this place
While we still have time
You want to take a ride?
Get out of this place
While we still have time
We still have time

oh oh, oh oh oh
oh oh, oh

Love Is A Bitch, All Relationships End

Dr.Mah,

So yea..."Love is a bitch, all relationships end" just a line from a song...a good song actually, (by Rufio)

Dont you just hate it when you mean good but it all turns out bad for some reason? Like say if you were to help a friend in homework, but then you end up having no time for your own homework? Or when you tell a friend one thing, and they take it offensively.. I know I do.

But what I hate the most is when you mean good by apoloizing and trying to be friends with a certain person.. but it all comes back and bites you in the ass.
**This blog will be written in anger, so forgive me if it does offend you, once again this is not about bhood**
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I think I'm entitled to my opinion and everyone is entitled to theirs... I'll leave the blog at that.

"""light travels faster than sound. i guess that's why some things seem bright until they start talking"""....


you're right...

Getting Tired, Hating All Ive Known...

The title of this blog is from a song I think Im addicted at this point..

Acceptance - Different

and yea, go listen to it, buy their cd (yea right)...I havent bought a CD since Jon Bon Jovi's first album....

I guess I should just keep you all up to date with my life as is (although Im fairly sure this blog doesnt have that big of a fan base...)

Anywhoodles, yesterday was me and Amy's 6 months...yea..thats right...6 whole months together...thats so wicked..we celebrated it on friday tho, cause well, I couldnt see her on saturday...and we went to Taco Bell for dinner (I know, not extravagent, but we were both hungry)...and then we stopped to visit Butters at Pizza Hut seeing as he was working that night..and we walked in and saw Butters and Julie, and we all said our hello's...Julie compared heights with Amy, it was a thing they had...

Julie: "So how long has it been?"
Shawn: "6 months tomorrow actually..."
Julie: "OoO, 6 months...what are you 2 doing.."
Shawn: "Um.."
Julie: "Making-out?"
Shawn and Amy: "yea..."
and then we all had a good larf...

and then soon after we left, and I just drove back to Mississauga and then we spent the rest of the night there...

On a side note, she bought a webcam, so now I can see her everyday...thats so awesome...

Yesterday I spent 3 hours practicing my new Zombie Ball illusion, where I make a silver ball appear, then disappear, then reappear floating in the air as it starts to move around by itself....its a thing of beauty...

A few weeks ago I ran into an old softball buddy from YEARS ago, and I gave him my card, and he called me yesterday and hired me to do his nephew's bday party on the 19th of March...

Seneca hired me to do a show at their place as well...date is still up in the air...

Bethune changed the date they want me to perform to sometime in early April...

My York performance went very well...tough crowd..buy hey, what do you expect from a crowd full of "intellectuals"...always gotta pick apart everything, can never let it be...but they were nice people, which is always nice...the floating rose completely floored em...I was very happy with that...

Somebody remind me not spend any of the money I make over the next little while, as I will be needing to pay for all of my Formal expenses...money is tight at the DeSouza-Coelho residence...its always been tight, and I dont want to ask my parents for money...230 bucks should cover everything...ticket..after party..limo..any other expenses...

Anywhoodles, I best mosy along now...

In regards to Butters' post...I think me and Butters were talking about this in the car on the way home from school one day...and I was saying how much it angered me, how much guys degrade women so much...its like...STOP talking about women ur never gonna talk to or never gonna even make an effort to get to know...you want something to look at, go look at your mother, prolly gonna be the only woman in your lives anyway...you want to ogle ppl, look in a magazine or download some porn, dont degrade real life women with ur filth...anyway thats my 2 cents about it...

Cheers all,

- Shawnathan