Whisky is great...
So last night was a great great night...it was actually a great great day...but more on that later....as for last night:
At the cast party they gave me a 26 oz. bottle of Crown Royal for my valiant efforts with the play (which was a big hit, thanks to all who showed up)...and then they gave me a big cup of beer and started chanting some engineering chant, that ended off with DRINK MOTHER FUCKER DRINK MOTHER FUCKER DRINK MOTHER FUCKER DRINK....WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY ARE WE WAAAAAAAAITTTTING, HE MUST BE MASTURBAAAAAAAAAAAATING..SO...DRINK MOTHER FUCKER DRINK MOTHER FUCKER DRINK MOTHER FUCKER DRINK....I had to finish the whole thing before the second round of "DRINK MOTHER FUCKER"s was over, and I did...and and we all celebrated...with more beer hahahah...and batch (waterloo engineer's mixture of vodka and iced tea...which amy drank allllll niiight....until they ran out haha...)...ANYWHO...so I got this bottle of Crown Royal just sitting there....ACHING to be consumed....sometimes I awoke in the night just to hear it's soft.....supple voice...calling out to me...in the cold night air....*sigh*...ANYWAY.....so I decided to crack it open last night, but I couldn't do it alone, so I got Amy, Simon, and Nelson to have it with me...and we couldn't do nothing...I mean...we're intellectuals in university, we can't just drink....so we all played Scrabble...that was a great game of Scrabble...man that Scrabble lasted like 20 minutes...and then BAM...the whisky hit us haaard....lol...it was so great...everybody was just sitting there...staring at their letters, trying to make sense of them....lol...Nelson took 10 minutes to think of a 3 letter word..."IS 'HEY' A WORD?"...and Amy just starts breaking out into random fits of laughter...Simon got the biggest fucking headache of his life...Nelson got red like a tomato...I was soooooooooo fucked...like...fall down fucked...and we all got Campus Pizza at like 4am cause Campus Pizza is great and its open until 5am....and we came back and ate it...and Simon hurled....hahahahahahaha....and then we all passed out...Nelson stumbled home....and the night was over.....BIGGEST HANG OVER EVER IN THE MORNING...I'm fine now...its like 1:30 in the afternoon...just took some advil, drank a lot of water...IM OKAY...haha....but man...that headache was killer....Death Cab made me throb....DEATH CAB!!!...it was torture....cause I love Death Cab....hahah
So more on life:
ENGINEERING SUCKS...SOOOOOO MUCH FUCKING WORK TO DO....*sigh*..lol...my exam schedule has 4 exams in 5 days....5 exams in 7 days....*sigh*....*si-fucking-gh*...ah well...
I got a job...at a company called Tira Wireless Inc.....GREATEST JOB EVER (next to magician)...so yea...the job interview put it best...
"You're being paid........to play games......sound good?"
"...*pause*....sounds wonderful =)"
and now I'm employed....500 bucks a week to test mobile phone games....they like to give it a fancy title though...Quality Assurance Analyst...lol...HAHAHAHHAHHAHA.....Professional Video Game Tester....thats more like it...Krishna has a job as well, and Simon has like 3 interviews and 1 perspective employment opportunity in his midsts so he shall be employed soon as well...and then shall all celebrate....with whisky...all the left over whisky....
These guys at york who went to my show on Feb. 23, 2005 decided to make me a site..their decision was made some time ago...and they only told me yesterday that they were building it on the assumption that I would undoubtedly agree...which I did...cause it's an honour lol...I mean I didnt ask for it...so its a great honour...this is the email I got last night before I was drunk...
"It's Mike Fisher, Jeannie's friend from York.... the guy who's shirt you pulled a bra out of when you did a show there last year.... anyway, I'll get right down to it, I was wondering if you would like a website made, free of charge. I'm taking web design this year, and I have a project to do, and I thought that a site for a magician such as yourself would fit perfectly for this project.
At this point all I would need from you is some email contact, just to okay a design and provide some information to put on the site, etc etc..... (to be honest with you, we(my group) have already started developing the site....on the assumption that you wouldn't protest to getting a site made for you for free, so any help you can give us would be phenomenal)
Anyway, there is no charge at this point, unless you want to put this site online and make it live... then we could arrange that and get you some space on the net for $3.95/month, but that's entirely up to you. You can decide on that later.
So, it would be great if you could just get back to me with any thoughts you have on this.... thanks a bunch, and hopefully I'll talk to you soon!"
...So I got a job, got a site, got drunk...yesterday was a great great day....
Cheers,
- Shawnathan

