The Day I Became A Man

Dr.Mah,

It has honestly been too long since I have blogged, mainly because it brings back hurtful memories,or mainly because of one dickwad that had to ruin it all... *Nis and I starts pointing and laughing at that person* =)...

Last night I had this crazy dream.. but that's irrelavent, see in this post I'll try to be more perky and Happy.(but the dream is important, somewhat in this post)

So Last night at around 12 Nis calls up (pizza hut) to tell me to get ready for wonderland by tomorrow at around 9 I believe, so I went home, showered, watch a movie, and then go to bed... which was around 3,4? I forgot =). So today I woke up from my bittersweet dream.. and by bittersweat I mean, it was a completely awesome life I had in my dream.. but once I woke up.. it was all gone... And that just got my day off in a bad start. Shawn came by at around 9:25ish and I had to go to the bank to get some money for felix, so Shawn naturally said I was a burden and called me a Jew...Y.Y. In the car was Nis, Shawn, Marlon (sp?), and I. During the ride to pick up Amy, I was telling the guys of how freaked out I was of the rides there, so Nis, being the nice guy he was said "Oh.. then we'll start you off small, we'll go to Top Gun first" and Marlon agreed that it was the best option, so I was alright with that. We picked up Amy and we were on our ways.

We arrvied at wonder land, and we parked at the 'Itchy lot' (haha, still find that funny) and were ready to meet the rest inside. When they arrived, Robert, Cassie, Nick, Erica, Allison, Christine, and Felix were there. So we HAD to go to Top Gun for two reasons. 1) Because Felix's parents were there and Felix had to give something to his dad, and 2) Because it was the "easy ride". Needless to say, when I saw Top Gun, the first thing I said was "Fuck you Nis". So we went to line up, Robert being afarid of rides didn't come, and the girls didnt come as well, so it was Shawn, Amy, Nis, Nick, Marlon, Felix and I. In the Middle of the line I saw how BIG Top Gun actually was and I was freaking out.. that was when Nis and Marlon said "Dont worry, this is the scariest ride here, if you can survive this, you can do anything.." Fuck you both....

So after an hour of waiting was the big moment.. Me shaking in my boots was just freaking out.... So we got on and we were strapped in.. but before the ride even begins..fucking Nis starts SCREAMING!!!!... and WHY?!!... it was all to scare me... Mission accomplish. We were off and in the middle of the ride I was just screaming 'oh SHIT!'.. and behind me was Felix screaming 'OH SHIT BUTTERS!!!".. pretending there was a problem....ass..

The Ride was over and I had survived.. I has shown everyone I wasn't a pussy T.T

The Next ride the others went on was pysclone, not sure about the spelling, but yea. That ride involved ALOT of spinning.. so I didnt want to go on and good thing to.. cuz Amy felt sick afterwards =(. After that came Mind buster. It looks scary but it wasnt that bad. Nis sat beside me again, so while we were going to the peck of the coaster, I started to talk about my dream. Nis understood how it can be real shitty to have a dream such as that, and before he went on he said "hold on..." And we went down the coaster at top speed... and when the ride was over, I finished my story. Afterward was lunch I believe.

Felix insited that he had coupons for pizza pizza.. and he did, but at the fine prints it said 'anywhere but wonderland' so we ended up paying reg price, which was damn costy. After we ate, noone really felt like going on any rides, so we found a nice spot under thea big tree and just sat and talked.Shawn, Robert, Nis, Mar, Amy and I went to play the 'Claw' game to win a toy for myself =).Needless to say.. I lost haha, but they only charged me $2 instead of 3. Mar also played a basketball game and he lost as well... BUT HE'S BLACK!!! 40 mins later we felt somewhat ok so we decided to go small on the rides. And this time, they meant it.

We went right to bumper-cars and had an awesome time. When we were in line, Felix would point to Marlon behind his back and we would all nod because we knew what he was talking about. So when we got on the cars we all had an evil smile with us. The seating was somethign like this:


Felix
Christine Shawn (Robert was somewhere up here)
Amy

Marlon O <-- the Middle

Nis
Me


So Basically Mar was surrounded to begin with.. haha. Nis, Erica and Allison sat this one out. So when the ran Nis and I made the Bigesst U Turn alive.. Amy RAMMED Mar, Felix came in with Christine, then Shawn blocks off his side as well, and me and Nis come charing at this guy giving him no space to run, the ending result was something like this:

| Robert, Amy
| Felix, Christine
--> Wall | Marlon Shawn
Nis
Me

Nis and I started to get yelled at by the guy in charge of the games, we didnt know why, at first I thought it was because it looked like a hate crime because Mar was black while we were all chinese, brown and white, but it turns out it was because it was a one way lane and we went the opposite way.

After the cars we were damn hot.. so we went looking for the log ride, otherwise known as the Timberwolf something. We spent the whole afternoon looking for it but it was allllll worth it. Shawn, Amy Nis and I were the ones that got on and it was worth the wait. The water that hit our face just cooled us down, but no, we werent done there. We went on the bridge where the water comes flying at us and just stood there waiting for the next boat to come by to splash water on our faces. Shawn and Amy stayed for one and when back, while Nis and I just stuck our faces out and what a dumb mistake that was.... we were soaked. All worth it. Afterwards to dry off, we went to mindbusters again, and thus I have gotten over my FEAR OF ROLLER COASTERS!!! w00t w00t!. Because I wasnt scared this time =).

After Wonderland, which was around 7:30ish, we all decided to get some Kbbq, it's been so long so what the hell. It was only Felix, Christine,Nis,Shawn,Amy,Mar and I that went. Robert had no money and Nick had to go back to his 'respected' house. By the by, Nick is part Irish, so lets make fun of him the next time we see him =). Kbbq was pretty cool, when Felix was full he said he was niggersomething, it means that when you eat alot you feel tired because your body is too busy digesting the food. Felix in the end made Mar say it ....Y.Y

All in all it was a wicked day, starts off a little shitty, but it was alright. And I have just been aware that there is a new mysterious person that talks shit in blogs...*sigh*.. and I wasnt invited?...Oh well, just dont bring your shit in my blog, or my friends blogs then it'll be cool.

The song of the post will be a Triple feature. One would be one by Coldplay, I have all three albums and I never really noticed this song until I watched Garden State. I suggest that everyone should go and watch this spectacular! movie that's both funny and moving. And my other song is by Brand New - 70*7. It has come to my attention that someone laughs at my misery.. so this song is long overdue. I'm not here to cause trouble now, a blog is just a place for me to vent... And the last song is just a song I was singing while waiting in line for the rides and it seemed somewhat funny, so here they are. Peace out, and MUCH LOVE
"Dont Panic"
Lyrics:
bones sinking like stones
all that we fought for
homes places we've grown
all of us are done for
and we live in a beautiful world
yeah we do, yeah we do
we live in a beautiful world

bones sinking like stones
all that we fought for
homes places we've grown
all of us are done for
and we live in a beautiful world
yeah we do, yeah we do
we live in a beautiful world

and we live in a beautiful world
yeah we do, yeah we do
we live in a beautiful world
oh all that I know
there's nothing here to run from
'cos yeah everybody here's got somebody to lean on


"Seventy Times 7"

Back in school they never taught us what we needed to know,
like how to deal with despair, or someone breaking your heart.
For twelve years I've held it all together but a night like this is begging to pull me apart.
I played it quiet, left you deep in conversation.
I felt uncool and hung out around the kitchen.
I remember I kept thinking that I know you never would,
and now I know I want to kill you like only a best friend could.

Everyone's caught on to everything you do
Everyone's caught on to.

As if this happening wasn't enough I got to go
and write a song just to remind myself how bad it sucked.
Ignore the sun, the cover's over my head.
I wrote a message on my pillow that says, "Jesse, stay asleep in bed."
So don't apologize. I hope you choke and die.
Search your cell for something with which to hang yourself.
They say you need to pray if you want to go to heaven
but they don't tell you what to say when your whole life has gone to hell.

Everyone's caught on to everything you do
Everyone's caught on to
And everyone's caught on to everything you do (And I can't let you, let me down again.)
Everyone's caught on to (And I can't let you, let me down again)

So, is that what you call a getaway?
Tell me what you got away with.
Cause I've seen more spine in jellyfish.
I've seen more guts in eleven-year-old kids.
Have another drink and drive yourself home.
I hope there's ice on all the roads.
And you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt,
and again when your head goes through the windshield.

And is that what you call tact?
You're as subtle as a brick in the small of my back.
So let's end this call, and end this conversation.
and is that what you call a getaway?
well tell me what you got away with.
cause you left the frays from the ties you severed
when you say best friends means friends forever

So, is that what you call a getaway?
Well tell me what you got away with.
Cause I've seen more spine in jellyfish.
I've seen more guts in eleven-year-old kids.
Have another drink and drive yourself home.
I hope there's ice on all the roads.
And you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt,
and again when your head goes through the windshield.

Everyone's caught on to everything you do (And I can't let you, let me down again)
Everyone's caught on to (And I can't let you, let me down again)
And everyone's caught on to everything you do (And I can't let you, let me down again)
Everyone's caught on to (And I can't let you, let me down again)


"Work It"

DJ, please pick up your phone
I'm on the request line

This is a Missy Elliott one-time exclusive (Come on)

Is it worth it, let me work it
I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it
I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it [backwards 2X]

If you got a big ***, let me search it
And find out how hard I gotta work ya
I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it [backwards 2X]

I'd like to get to know ya so I could show ya
Put the p**** on ya like I told ya
Gimme all your numbers so I could phone ya
Your girl actin' stank then call me over
Not on the bed, lay me on your sofa
Phone before you come, I need to shave my chocha
You do or you don't or you will or won't ya
Go downtown and eat it like a vulture
See my hips and my tips, don't ya
See my a** and my lips, don't ya
Lost a few pounds and my waist for ya
This the kinda beat that go ra-ta-ta
Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta
Sex me so good I say blah-blah-blah
Work it, I need a glass of water
Boy, oh, boy, it's good to know ya

Is it worth it, let me work it
I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it
I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it [backwards 2X]

If you got a big ***, let me search it
And find out how hard I gotta work ya
I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it [backwards 2X]
(Come on)

If you a fly gal get your nails done
Get a pedicure, get your hair did
Boy, lift it up, let's make a toast-a
Let's get drunk, that's gon' bring us closer
Don't I look like a Halle Berry poster
See the Belvedere playin' tricks on ya
Girlfriend wanna be like me, never
You won't find a b**** that's even better
I make you hot as Las Vegas weather
Listen up close while I take it backwards
I'm not a prostitute, but I could give you what you
want
I love your braids and your mouth full of floss
Love the way my a** go bum-bum-bum-bum
Keep your eyes on my bum-bum-bum-bum-bum
And think you can handle this gadong-a-dong-dong
Take my thong off and my a** go vroom
Cut the lights off so you see what I could do

Is it worth it, let me work it
I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it
I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it [backwards 2X]

If you got a big ***, let me search it
And find out how hard I gotta work ya
I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it [backwards 2X]
(Come on)

Boys, boys, all type of boys
Black, white, Puerto Rican, Chinese boys
Why-thai,-thai-o-toy-o-thai-thai
Rock-thai,-thai-o-toy-o-thai-thai
Girl, girl, get that cash
If it's 9 to 5 or shakin' your a**
Ain't no shame, ladies do your thang
Just make sure you ahead of the game
Just 'cause I got a lot of fame supa
Prince couldn't get me change my name papa
Kunta Kinte a slave again, no sir
Picture black sayin', "Oh, yes a master"
Picture Lil' Kim dating a pastor
Minute man and Big Red can out last ya
Who is the best, I don't have to ask ya
When I come out you won't even matter
Why you act dumb like "Uh, duh"
So you act dumb like "Uh, duh"
As the drummer boy go ba-rom-pop-pom-pom
Give you some-some-some of this Cinnabun

Is it worth it, let me work it
I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it
I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it [backwards 2X]

If you got a big ***, let me search it
And find out how hard I gotta work ya
I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it [backwards 2X]
(Come on)

To my fellas
I like the way you work that
To my ladies
You sure know how to work that


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